I feel bad that Monday got a bad rap. I mean, it never set out to be the serious day. The hangover day. The get-your-butt-back-to-business day. I bet it would much rather have the “too cool for school” attitude of Friday.
I support you Monday. I’m glad you are here. I’ve had such a crazy week that I need the seriousness and stability that only you can provide.
I’m going to attempt to do this Angie styled, with only 400 words, since people tend to like the Cliff notes version. However, I’m already at 100 words and I haven’t even gotten to the main point, so you should probably expect 1,000 words. Its good for you guys. No one reads anymore. See right here, I’m building suspense.
Okay, before you navigate away…I was living in California. The plan was for Valerie to fly out in May and we’d start our journey from West to East. Well, I couldn’t wait. I decided to come back a month early. Which I think was the right decision. It gives me a month to relax and get ready for the trip, instead of me working right up til we left. Plus I get to see Val and we can plan together, make awesome How-To videos together, and campaign our Kickstarter Project together.
We still haven’t reached out goal yet. No worries. We will. We’ve already bombarded gallery crawl, and tomorrow we’re planning to pounce on every gallery, coffee shop, and philanthropist we see standing still.
But we still need your help. Please tell your friends. And your family. And your in-laws.
Anyway, I’m back in North Carolina. I drove back from California with my dad, and that road trip got me so excited for Val and mine. We took the northern route back and stopped on parts of the old Lincoln Highway. The towns, the people, the landscape, the ghost towns, EVERYTHING was so amazing. I can’t wait to leave.
But thats why there was no good housewife clip last Wednesday. So sorry guys, I know you look forward to ridiculing women from the 50’s and their unnatural obsession with whiter whites. I do too.
But I’m BACK and I’m ready to work!
We leave in ONE MONTH!!!