Valerie is short and spunky with red hair and a sparkling personality. I think sometimes she’s a wood fairy. She never ceases to amaze me with her fantastic photographs and vulgar mouth. We have barefoot races around the art building but she always wins. She’s like Speedy Gonzales with a Holga. Valerie is also prone to taking incredibly long naps. She’ll sit on the couch to put her feet up and wake up 3 hours later. She’s currently undergoing testing for narcolepsy.