Woot Woot 53!! Thanks guys! We did it! Now we’re going for DOUBLE or NOTHING!
Whats that you say? “Wait a minute you just wanted to get to 50, whats all this shit?”
You could say that we’re never satisfied and we continually push ourselves in order to achieve amazing goals.
Or maybe we’re just selfish bitches. You decide.
Along with thanking all 53 of you, we’d like to wish sincerest congratulations to arthash! They were the 50th person to follow our blog. And as promised, a yummy box of crunchy deliciousness is waiting for you. If you want the box, just respond with your address or a P.O Box where we can ship it to you.
If you’d like to decline the magnificent offer, no worries or offense taken. It will be greatly appreciated in an afternoon feeding the hungry bastard seagulls in the park.
Wow. 49 blog followers. Thats pretty awesome. We really appreciate everyone who is following and can’t tell you how excited we are about our upcoming journey. Alright, one more to 50! Come on guys, you can do it! Its not that hard, just click on the subscribe button. Why should you follow our blog? I’m glad you asked. Its simple, really.
1. We’re awesome. and vain.
2. We provide inspiring artwork which you should totally buy.
3. We’re guaranteed to give you shits and giggles. Hopefully you’ll have more giggles than shits, but both are important.
4. We remind you to get your daily recommended amount of coffee in your system. Three cups minimum. Can’t have you all neglecting your caffeine levels can we? Your body is your temple. Let it shrine.
5. We understand and completely accept the need to swear in every aspect of life. Liberally. Unless you are a cock-sucking bastard sonofabitch.
6. If you’re blog follower number 50 you will receive this wonderful box of Quisp cereal. All of your essential vitamins and minerals in a tasty crunchy corn treat. Plus, super cool galactic battle comic on the back of the box!
He looks like he should be in a Dr. Seuss book. So you know it has to be good.
7. We remind you how wonderful film photography is, and that, however cool and convenient it is to take a photo with your digital camera, it is not the same.
8. Both of our names have been used in fantastic 60’s songs.
9. We know that life is short, and you should spend your time laughing and looking at art. Lucky for you, we provide both.
10. We fill you in on the most important information for your life.
Get it together woman! Every good housewife knows that her man needs a decent cup of coffee! Not that we’re trying to be housewives or anything, but we are a couple of girls who know how to make a damned good pot of coffee. Any takers?
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